Saturday, December 10, 2011

A small deviation

Now, this is a slight deviation from my previous topic. But hey, listen. This is my blog and about my experiences. So I write whatever I want, remember? hahaha.. I know I sound like a jerk here, but I sometimes used to get surprised at it myself (and of course sometimes proud of being an occasional jerk. You should try it out once). Then I found something interesting.. Astrology!! Yeah yeah.. I know. Astrology is bulls... whatever!! But, that is the funny thing. I used to consider the same before I accidentally stumbled upon some astrology website. I was curious as always (yeah, you can never kill my curiosity) and was surprised to see that most of what I learned through astrology did come true.

Now, I am not talking about horoscopes. No sire!! I don't believe in horoscopes unless they serve my purpose. You need to understand that astrology is far more than the daily strip of horoscope you read in the newspaper. And I am absolutely not interested in that daily strip. I know that I control my life and not the circumstances around me. It's been like that from the day I started thinking. But I do believe that astrology can reveal more about oneself and help them understand more about themselves. For example, why they behave the way they behave, why someone else looks at you in a particular way and so on.

In my case, I knew that I was (and will always be) "weird" and different from people around me. People never seemed to understand me and I never feel comfortable with the "normal" crowd. I don't make friends easily and whoever I call my close friends, I will keep them for life and I can do almost anything for them. I was desperate to know why. And as I said earlier, I accidentally stumbled upon astrology. From then onwards, I have been actively researching it.

Now, why did I bring this topic? Well... Frankly speaking, I came across a very interesting website and post on that. It is dedicated to my kind. The kind of people you either hate or love, but can never ignore. It is about the kind of people you will either respect or be afraid of. And in all probability, it is the kind of people 90% of you will fall for. It is about Scorpios.

Yeah, I know the dirty expression on your face. Or is it just plain fear? Oh, I hear you calling me a creepo, a jerk or even a bitch (I know you are using better swear words than those). For others, I am sure you have the expression of WOW!! interesting.. You know the funny thing? We are the most misunderstood sign of the zodiac. Naturally I won't be offended about what you are thinking about me right now. If you are my kind, I know you are chuckling and you know what I am talking about (even if you don't believe in "astrology").

So, I want to set the record straight. The post I am posting here gives you our general characteristics. Again, know that these are our general characteristics. Each person is unique and necessarily doesn't have all these characteristics, and so do I. But this has definitely helped me understand myself a lot better. It has also given me the confidence and strength to know what I truly am and what my powers really are. So, here you go. I have deleted some points and added my own points so that it looks less offensive. On the other hand.. If you are offended, that's not my problem!!

1) I’m a Scorpio (I know.. *gasp*)

2) Most people think I’m mean but if you get to know me, I’m actually a cool person.

3) I am a difficult person to get to know though. Scorpios are highly secretive.

4) You’ll never really know what I’m thinking. I could be feeling you but you wouldn't know it.

5) If I go out of my way to talk to you (rare), I either care about you, or you got something I want. ROFL!!

6) Flirting does nothing for me. Confidence=turn on, as well as other little simple things i'm not telling.

7) I think about sex more than I care to admit. That doesn't make me a sexual predator, a sexual psychopath or a nymphomaniac.

8 ) It may seem like I’m picky when it comes to love, but I’m really just weeding out all the dummies. I don't settle for second best.

9) I don’t trust many people completely. You need to prove your trustworthiness. Naturally I have a handful of close friends who I completely trust. And they know who they are.

10) I am irritable. Don’t irritate me. Thanks.. LOL!!

11) Oh, I know how to push your buttons. It’s fun and I love it.. har har!!

12) I usually get what I want. I’m kinda persuasive like that.

13) I don’t let many people in, because they wouldn’t understand the depth of my thoughts. Only those who understand that depth or share the same feelings are my closest friends.

14) So I keep to myself, and smile at you silly, superficial azz people.

15) I’m a people watcher. I see you!

16) I am not an introvert. But I need my space when I want it. Don't dare step inside that space.

17) You don’t want to see me mad. You will see hell.. Period.

18) I’m independent. I am my own rule book. But I love to be loved.

19) If I let you in you will see that I’m one of the most downest people you’d ever meet

20) I’m a serious person but I’m funny too, I’d do anything to make you laugh, even at my own expense.

21) I’m an affectionate person. Not in public though. Unless I’m in *that* kinda mood

22) I feel 1000000000 times stronger than most. But I know how to keep it together.

23) I keep my friends close, and my enemies closer >:)

24) You have an attitude problem? You know nothing about it. Let me teach you what it is. Rather, let me show you.

25) You probably don’t know about it, but I have MASSIVE and HUGE goals in life.

26) You’re all bark, no bite. I DON'T BARK. I BITE.

27) I’m a great multitasker.. at work, home, in the bedroom (keep that in mind *wink wink*)

28) One of the best ways to lose me quick is to try to make me say or do something I don’t want to do.

29) When I'm talking, give me your undivided attention. Else you don't deserve mine. Simple!!

30) I will give you all of me, and I want the same in return.

31) 98% of you wouldn’t be able to handle me *shrugs*

32) Keep me happy and interested, and you’ll have the most loyal partner for life.

33) I won’t stick around if I’m not interested. I can’t fake, sorry.

34) Hurt my family, I’ll hurt you.. Hurt me, I will kill you.. Even if at my own expense.

35) WARNING: Forget LCD or cocaine. I am the real deal. When I’m gone you WILL experience withdrawal symptoms.

36) I need someone who will support my ambition, not get in the way.

37) I could be your best friend or worst enemy. Choose which one you want.

38) When I love, I love HARD. That’s why I tend to love few. You have to be worth it.

39) I am difficult at times. I want to see you prove that you love me. Call me jealous, I don't care. It is just my way of showing I love you more than anything else.

40) I’m worth it. I promise <3

41) I don't like being bothered with questions. If you bother me, I'll ignore you.

42) Don’t play with me. I invented this game.

43) I like to get my way, but I like it even more when there is a challenge involved. The best way to turn me on - give me challenges.

44) I never show what I feel, NEVER !!

45) (We want) Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, all-consuming, can’t-live-without-each-other love. Everything else is fake.

46) When we are quiet, we aren’t being arrogant we are watching and thinking everything.

47) I can sometimes forgive, but I NEVER forget.

48) C0MPETETI0N ? BRING IT 0N..

49) I love people, but I don't mind hating them.

50) Darkness is a state of mind we know too well.

51) Don’t underestimate what I might know. I know everything about you! I know you more than you know yourself.

52) We have an extreme passion within us. One that you’ll probably mistake for what you think is love.

53) I don’t trust easy….so have patience…I will question you, deal with it… I am just testing you to see if you are worth my time.

54) I Never Let Some1 Play With My Feelings Wht So Ever! You hurt my feelings, you are dead.

55) The only thing that can stop ME from anything I put my mind to, is ME!

56) I know I’m a bitch/ass.... Thanks for the compliment. Tell me something new.

57) I better be a bitch/ass.... than being a doormat.

58) (Scorpios) like to read people but never let anyone read their minds.

59) Scorpios don’t Trust easily. It has 2B Earned.

60) We are both hard and soft. What you see outside is not necessarily what you get.

61) Treat me good and I will treat you better, treat me bad and I will treat you worst.

62) How about…I say what I want to say and I do what I want to do.

63) I don’t like being in emotional limbo. It’s all or nothing. If you are afraid of emotions, go screw yourselves.

64) If we fall down seven times, we’ll get up eight times. You can never destroy a Scorpio completely.

65) I am not going to stick around if I see you flirting with someone else. Flirting is my birth right, not yours.

66) If I love you, I can be completely into you. But if you do something I really dislike, we’re done, YOU killed it. I don't know who you are anymore.

67) Once I see that other side of you, it will never be the same, I won’t forget

68) It takes a lot to hurt me but fck… when I do hurt, it hurts SO bad.

69) I’m super quiet when I’m upset. Nothing you do or say will get me to smile or react. Leave me alone. When I feel better, I will come out and make you laugh.

70) When I love someone I make them the center of my world, I put them above all others.

71) I don’t want to share you. You are mine.

72) Don’t tell me what to do. If you do, I’ll most likely do the opposite.

73) I’m stubborn. Once I’ve made up my mind there’s really nothing you could do. I’ll respect your effort though.

74) I’m not impressed when you brag about superficial things. Don’t throw yourself at me, it’s tacky.

75) I don’t PLAY hard to get, I AM hard to get! You want me? Prove your worth.

76) If I were to tell you what it takes to get me, I’d have to kill you.

77) I like that subtle sex appeal and confidence. Nothing over the top. Don’t try too hard.

78) Lie to me and you’ll get the blank stare *_*

79) Sometimes I’ll pretend I don’t know something, to see if you’ll admit to it or bring it up

80) I’m not afraid of you, you, or YOU! Try me, I DARE you.

81) If I don’t know you or don’t like you, you don’t exist. Don’t flatter yourself thinking that you cross my mind.

82) I could cut you out of my life in a split second if you cross me. I may love you, but I can instantly drop you.

83) Yea I’m a sexual person, it doesn't mean that I’ll just sleep around with everyone.

84) It takes more than good looks to get me, I’m far from shallow.

85) If I’m good to you, don’t take my kindness for weakness. That can change QUICKLY

86) My mood can change in the blink of an eye. Be ready.

87) It’s hard to capture my interest, and hard to keep my interest.. but once you have it, you have it all.

88) Seducing… it comes natural to me.

89) I know I’m driving you crazy when I *casually* touch you in public. I act innocent though.

90) I’m more in control than you think. I know exactly what I’m doing.

91) I won’t profess my love by shouting it on a rooftop, I’ll show you it in other ways.

92) I have a tight circle of friends. You’re either in or out.

93) I may flirt with others. Don't take it seriously. If I love you, I love you and only you.

94) I could be excited/sad/pissed inside but you’d never know it, unless I wanted you to know.

95) I’m very intuitive. I can read you like a book so you can’t really surprise me. Don't lie to me. I will find the truth.

96) I’m a loyal person, cheating is not an option. If I wasn’t happy with you, I’d be single!

97) I could get pretty ruthless when I’m mad :/ Nothing is off-limits

98) People usually comment on my eyes or the way I look at them “Don’t look at me like that!”. You will either get attracted to me or you will be afraid of me.

99) I’m intense, passionate, loyal, determined and intuitive.

100) I can be intense, jealous & demanding but if you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.

Courtesy: http://www.scorpioseason.com

So, here you go. I am most of them if not all. Now you don't have an excuse not to understand me. But yeah, you will still never understand me completely :) Mind you!! As I said earlier, these are just our generic characteristics. Each and everyone of us are different and unique. Which one of these characteristics apply to me? That is for you to find out. I am a Scorpio dammit!! I don't give out my secrets :)

And my fellow Scorpios, be proud of what you are :)